Photo: Inez & Vinoodh for V

After years of flouncing around (and falling down) in provocative getups and impossibly giant platforms, has Lady Gaga finally run out of shocking outfits? Sure seems that way–the pop star is totally, completely, like no-buts-about-it-but-also-all-butts-about-it naked (besides a rather unfortunate hairpiece from the Amanda Bynes Wig Collection) in the upcoming issue of V Magazine.

Photographed by Inez & Vinoodh, who released a sneak peek on their blog this weekend, the shoot is a spread in more senses than one–and also a feat in Photoshop wizardry. We’ve all seen Gaga’s nipples before, escaping from dresses and suffocating beneath electrical tape–but curiously, it’s only when she’s stark naked they seem to pull a vanishing act. More perplexing, still, is the discovery that Lady Gaga has no visible labia–or any discernible genitalia, for that matter, in the photo. Hmm… That’s not cool V Photoshoppers: Every girl deserves a vagina–even Lady Gaga.

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