Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Who Among Us Hasn’t Tried To Order A Ballet Dancer To Boost Morale Among Fixed Income And Ended Up With A Pole Dancer?

BNP Paribas knows what we’re talking about. Read more on Dealbreaker.

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Don’t Bother Goldman Sachs’s General Counsel With Your Silly Little Questions

Greg Palm doesn’t have time for them, nor does the NY Fed for employees trying perform the job they were hired for, alleges a lawsuit filed today. Read more on Dealbreaker.

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Pack of Motorcyclists Who Swarmed, Savagely Assaulted Credit Suisse VP On West Side Highway Pretty Proud Of Themselves

…which would explain why they recorded the incident and then uploaded the whole thing to the internet. Read more on Dealbreaker.

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – New York Trophy Wives Take Back The Night

New Yorkers of Middle Eastern descent post-9/11. The homeless in Manhattan during the Giuliani regime. Black and Hispanic people under the Stop ‘n Frisk era. All groups that have suffered intense discrimination one would not wish on their worst enemy. And yet, while many an advocacy group has stood up for the aforementioned, nary a […]

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Layoffs Watch ’13: Bank of America

The House of Moynihan has had to cut ties with some of its own. Read more on Dealbreaker.

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Chatty CBOT Member Writes Check He Can’t Cash

Whether you’re on Amtrack, Metro-North, NJ Transit, Chicago’s Metra, or the lawless LIRR, the rules of the quiet car stand: thou shalt not blast music so loud that people can hear it through your headphones, carry on an indoor conversation in an outdoor voice, and, most importantly, never, ever call someone on your cell phone […]

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Raj Rajaratnam Is Having The Time Of His Life On The Inside

If you took a random poll of family, friends, colleagues, and strangers on the street, asking them how they’d feel about going to prison, the majority if not all of them would probably say, “Not good.” For most people, prison is a place to steer clear of, for all the reasons you can think of […]

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Goldman’s H-Through-L Option Trading Computer Had A Rough Day Yesterday

Yesterday the computer at Goldman Sachs responsible for trading options whose symbols start with the letters H through L traded a bunch of options at the wrong prices and put Goldman out by a hundred million dollars or so. Today various exchanges are sitting down and pondering whether to give Goldman that money back. This […]

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Goldman Sachs Hopeful Differentiating Himself Outside 200 West With Coffee, Donuts, Hot Chicks

Michael Penn has vowed to stay put until someone makes him an offer. Read more on Dealbreaker.

Dealbreaker Story of the Week – Layoffs Watch ’13: THE END IS NIGH, SAYS MEREDITH WHITNEY

Get a jump on packing up your belongings, because according to Whitney, 100,000 of you are done here. Read more on Dealbreaker.